reasonable man

the gravity of nothing

Dr. Pepper and Texas

  • Me: What's the most popular drink you serve here on Southwest Airlines?
  • Flight Attendant: Depends where we are flying. Here in California it's water. In Texas it's Dr. Pepper.
  • Me: Really? I didn't even realize you served Dr. Pepper.
  • ...pause...
  • Me: Has anyone ever ordered a Dr. Pepper-based cocktail?
  • Flight Attendant: Sure. A lot of people mix it with Bailey's Irish Cream. It foams up. Kind of like a root beer float.
  • Me: Where do you serve those drinks?
  • Flight Attendant: Mostly on flights in Texas.